Equus

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................... This is a beautiful thing, right???
It's adorable true love, right????
IT'S THE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN, RIGHT?????
IT'S THE SEXIEST THING YOU'VE SEEN ALL DAY, RIGHT??????
AGREE WITH ME, DAMMIT.

When I was a little girl, I would worship Daniel Radcliffe as if he were the Son of Satan, and eventually when they said he was going to be in the play Equus;..... I saw pictures I could never unsee of a naked Radcliffe. :'D
I remembered it recently and this popped into my head; The "Man-Candy" quote comes from Tara Gillespie's terrible "My Immortal", go read about it on Encyclopedia Dramatica or something when you get a chance, it's a bitter-sweet read.

YOU KNOW THE SONGS I LISTENED TO FOR THREE STRAIGHT HOURS WHILE MAKING THIS? LOOK:
Baby (Justin Bieber), I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)(Footloose Soundtrack), Hungry Eyes (Dirty Dancing Soundtrack), Always (Erasure), I've Had (The Time Of My Life)(Dirty Dancing Soundtrack), Take My Breath Away (Top Gun), Hurts So Good (Footloose Soundtrack), The Death Of Jonah (Haunting In Connecticut Score)

^That would be my soundtrack if this was a film. Kenny Loggin's all like "I'M FREE. HEAVEN HELPS THE MAN WHO FIGHTS HIS FEAR~" and Daniel's all shirtless infront of an on-coming train and the horse is all like "DANIEL." and jumps, knocking him out of the way, saving them both and they look at each other as the train passes by before promptly making out.... "LOVES THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME HERE." "OMG!" "Running away will never make me free." "FFFFFFF~" "And nothing we sign is any kind of guarantee" "OH LAWD, THAT'S HUGE." "I'M FREE."

IT'S 3:43 IN THE MORNING AND I'M GETTING PUNCHY, CAN YOU TELL? HORSIE GOT BACK. (Enjoy the calvacade of crap.)

Daniel Radcliffe (c) Himself
Equus (c) Peter Shaffer
Man-Candy (c) Tara Gillespie